hahahhaha ROFL!!!

i got this from my email it is really!!! HILARIOUS!!!

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
> > ********************
> >
> > Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> > He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> > 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> > Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
> >
> > ====================================
> > Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
> > Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> > Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
> >
> > ==========================================
> > Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> > Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
> >
> > ===========================================
> > Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> > Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> > Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
> >
> > =========================================
> > Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> > Wife: How do you know??
> > Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> > Oh GOD! U have come again.
> >
> > ===========================================
> > Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
> > except the TV in my house.'
> > Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> > Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
> >
> > =========================================
> > Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
> > He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
> >
> > =============================================
> > How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> > He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
> > the board.
> >
> > ===============================================
> > Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> > So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
> > announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
> > be hot.
> >
> > ==================================================
> > Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> > Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
> >
> > ===================================================
> > Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> > Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> > Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
> >
> > ===================================================
> > Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
> > Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
> >
> > =====================================================
> > Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> > Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> > Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
> >