hahahhaha ROFL!!!

i got this from my email it is really!!! HILARIOUS!!!

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF
> > ********************
> >
> > Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
> > He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> > 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> > Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
> >
> > ====================================
> > Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
> > Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> > Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
> >
> > ==========================================
> > Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> > DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> > Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
> >
> > ===========================================
> > Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
> > Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> > Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
> >
> > =========================================
> > Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> > Wife: How do you know??
> > Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> > Oh GOD! U have come again.
> >
> > ===========================================
> > Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
> > except the TV in my house.'
> > Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> > Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
> >
> > =========================================
> > Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
> > He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
> >
> > =============================================
> > How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
> > He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
> > the board.
> >
> > ===============================================
> > Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> > So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
> > announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
> > be hot.
> >
> > ==================================================
> > Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> > Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
> >
> > ===================================================
> > Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
> > Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> > Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
> >
> > ===================================================
> > Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
> > Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
> >
> > =====================================================
> > Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> > Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> > Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
> >

my recipe: asparagus AND tuna

assalamualaikum
73 here.
well ths actually happened on the 30th of april where i was bored. i started to cook something which i always enjoy, simple yet tasty.

yep it is asparagus and canned tuna in olive oil.

first i cut some garlic in small pieces, then open the can of tuna and use the oil where the garlic will be cooked first, then depending on the size of the asparagus, if it is bigger than your pinky finger, i advice anynone to cook it first then the tuna. which is in my case yep, i cooked the asparagus first and then mix in the tuna chunks in. put in some black pepper and some regular pepper for taste....

observe the asparagus turns to greenish (dark) i guess you can also smell the asparagus when it is cooked.

for the base i melted some butter on a non-stick pan then mixed some pepper ans salt on the scrambled egg, cooked it on the pan then transferred it on the plate, and put the tuna and asparagus on it. the butter egg, gives a twist on blending the taste with the asparagus and tuna.

here are some pics of my cooking, enjoy!!!